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A Christmas Letter to Churches

Dear Santa…just kidding Dear Churches, What do I want for Christmas? you ask. I don’t need a hippopotamus, for my apartment is too small. I don’t need front teeth, for I got mine and they sparkle. Don’t you dare send me a fruit cake. Whoever came up with such a concoction? What I want is […]

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My First Tree

Merry first day of December friends, family, and new readers. Break out the trees. Sport those ugly sweaters. Let the eggnog course through you. Spend like crazy, and leave enough for your bills. No worries; God will provide and keep you secure. In honor of day 1 of many people’s favorite month, allow me to […]

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My Christmas, how I love you

I had another blog post that was nearing ready to be published, but it decided to play Houdini on me and disappear. Maybe it was a sign for me to post about something else, or that I should stick to blogging on my phone, rather than my laptop. With this being the holiday season, I […]